Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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