problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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