fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He better not be in your backpack
40s are totally the cure
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Randomize
