actually, I'm a sock model
id be glad to
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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