Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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