your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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