Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He passed out mid-signature
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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