Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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