I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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