I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
