can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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