legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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