none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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