bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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