Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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