Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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