The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Randomize
