I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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