i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
