No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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