This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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