Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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