If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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