No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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