i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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