Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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