That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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