and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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