Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
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hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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