I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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