So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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