This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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