You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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