There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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