My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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