omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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