And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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