Welp...herpes.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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