Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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