she woke up with a sticky ear
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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