idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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