What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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