Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
