fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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