Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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