Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my sisters under your porch take her home
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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