they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
are you so shy because you have an std?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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