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Puke
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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