it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
We're too hungover to prance.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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