best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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